why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen
how often do you masturbate
my goal is to make this blog so popular that when someone writes “blur” in the google search bar the first thing that comes up is this blog and not the song “blurred lines”. we must take down robin thicke
a noble cause
I like being high because you forget about negative thoughts for awhile and if that means even a minute of sanity then I’m okay with it.
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.